Yes, dearests, it's a new Dark Chambers: new hosts, the goodly gentles of Webs.com, a new opening page, a new sort of attitude. Here you shall find everything you loved about the old Dark Chambers: the original text, all the old and new links and everything else!
For those of you who don't know me, methinks a few words of introduction are in order. I am Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, Duke and First Marquess of Talisker --- Philosopher of the Internet; Mage of the Hard Drive; Champion and Conqueror of Thaumaturgic Technology --- and Unofficial Sorcerer-in-Residence unto the Mortalfolk of the City, County and State of New York!
And what exactly do I do, you ask? Well, my job, bascially, is to encourage my fellow New Yorkers to use their imaginations responsibly and meaningfully; and to tame the Good Dragons who populate the Multiverse. It's not always easy --- let's face it, it's not every day that a 4800-plus-year-old Wizard has to adjust to coping with life in ye Byg Appyl! But I do as I must because, quite simply, no one else will. My seven Wizardly superiors, the Grand High Istari, insisted that New York, being a tough town, was in need of a tough Wizard. So they chose me.
From the moment ol' Poopstar --- that would be Triumph the Insult Comic Dog --- first noticed me (and dearest Thor the Barbarian prior to even that), my adventures have seen me encountering some of the Cosmos' strangest beings! Why, only I would dare end up on a Grammy Award-losing comedy album, as well as have no fewer that 9 consecutive clips on YouTube .... and even match wits with the Monstericans --- that would be Lordi, my Official Rock Band!
Now, there's a new Blackwolf the Dragonmaster's Dark Chambers ---- where things are even more entertaining, twisted, and informative as ever before! Please enter, and be welcomed!
